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Saturday, July 11, 2009

A sweet satirical sparrow, with precision hard to believe, left a punctuating guano-splash on the presidential sleeve. Ungovernable sparrow! You are kingless, queenless, tsar-less Your little payload landed when he mentioned Al Gonzales. This is the fate of statues, immoveable and turgid: To be made the jest of history, in punch lines of pure bird shit.

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